Why Danhausen DOES Work in WWE | Notsam Wrestling Update
Danhausen WWE potential
There's no part of me that watches that and goes, 'Oh, that's not going to work.' There is a part of me that watches that and goes, 'Okay, that wasn't the reaction that was probably intended to get.' But I don't look at that and say it's not going to work.
Danhausen WWE debut
I'm taking notes and I'm keeping receipts and remembering everybody who is anti-Danhausen, because none of you will be before this thing is over. And for those of you that were anti-Danhausen going into this week, you will be cursed.
I think that the idea of debuting in a box was probably at first something that was looked at as so ridiculous and absurd. But I think that that was a miscalculation.
Danhausen/R-Truth potential feud
I can't wait until the eventual collision of R-Truth and Danhausen. It's like two forces, the immovable object and the irresistible force. I think that Danhausen and R-Truth are destined to be friends that think the other one is ridiculous.
Danhausen booking strategy
I would get all the Danhausen girls back. I would get Danhausen back and I would just get him to do the exact same routine on Monday Night Raw tonight that he did at Elimination Chamber. Get him to come out and do it again and have Michael Cole be like, 'I still don't know what this is.'
Danhausen storyline ideas
What if Kit Wilson called Danhausen toxic, and then Danhausen cursed him in response? And then Kit Wilson was now losing matches like he's already been, but now he's being driven crazy because he's convinced that it's Danhausen's curse that's causing him to lose matches.
Danhausen WWE brand status
Maybe Danhausen lives above brand selection. I think it's going to be like the exact opposite of Obafemi. Danhausen is like, 'I'm here to have my meeting,' and they would say, 'We did not schedule a meeting with you, Danhausen.'
Danhausen creative direction
I want the music to hit. I want the Danhausen girls to walk out. I want to get the whole Danhausen production. I want all of it.
Danhausen character analysis
Imagine if you had this wrestler who thought he was a 1950s horror villain, who lived mentally outside of everything else that's going on, and thought that the best way he could be a part of the show is to create something within the show that is completely separated from the actual show.
What is Danhausen? Inevitable.