DID HE SAY JIZZ? | WWE Raw 3/23/26 | SmackDown 3/20/26 Review
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CM Punk vs. Roman Reigns promo
At WrestleMania, 20 minutes deep when you're gasping for air and all that oil and jizz you cover yourself in dries up. Just like your chances of ever being heavyweight champion are gone.
Brock Lesnar retirement
Brock Lesnar did an interview on a hockey podcast and he hinted at wrapping up his wrestling career soon. He said, 'I'm grateful to be back for a short time here.'
Jesse Ventura / Donald Trump / Vince McMahon
Jesse Ventura appeared on Piers Morgan Uncensored and he said the only reason Donald Trump is in the WWE Hall of Fame is because he stopped a sexual investigation against Vince McMahon.
Bloodline reunion
This will be the closing shot of WrestleMania night two with Roman, the Usos, and Solo. Maybe even Sami. They're all going to be throwing up the ones to end WrestleMania.
Becky Lynch vs. AJ Lee feud
Becky Lynch says AJ's greatest claim to fame is that she mastered the Divas era. I murdered the Divas era. I ripped off those butterfly wings.
Ted DiBiase Jr. legal status
Ted DiBiase Jr. has been found not guilty in Mississippi's largest public corruption scandal. DiBiase Jr. was acquitted on all 13 counts related to conspiracy, wire fraud, theft, and money laundering.
WWE Hall of Fame 2026
We got two more Hall of Fame inductees for this year: Psycho Sid and Dennis Rodman for the Celebrity Wing.
Drew McIntyre vs. Fatu WrestleMania plans
I hope it's a street fight at least. Vegas street fight. Vegas brawl. Casino brawl. Bring back the wheel.
Matt Cardona WrestleMania return
Cardona at Mania helps Cody. It's official. Lock it in for $3.
WWE Raw production/safety
I saw that the cops still had their guns holstered, but I looked closer and they had the clips out. In case of an accidental misfire.
