Gargano Returns/Ricky vs Tony: WWE NXT 3/24/26 Review | upNXT
CM Punk/Roman Reigns feud
I needed to see how CM Punk would respond to being called old. His response was, 'Hey, you got jizz all over yourself.' I thought I had to clean out my ear for a second. I was like, 'Excuse me, baking powder, what did you say?'
I haven't been loving it either. Who am I supposed to like here? Because right now when I watch these segments, I don't really like either of them. They both seem like pretentious assholes.
Johnny Gargano NXT return
Johnny Gargano makes his big return to NXT, 38 years old and developmental, but I can't deny we love Johnny. You know, people talk about Ministry Undertaker, New Japan Kenny, NXT Johnny Gargano—you had to be there, black and gold for life.
Oba Femi/Brock Lesnar storyline
As soon as the masses have laid witness to the Obafemi strut, it's over. He's over. Just steamroll through Brock and win the belt. Like, that's definitely where we need to push him as quickly as they pushed Brock, essentially.
Mike Santana NXT appearance
Next week, he's joining OTM, Mike Santana. TNA crossover continues. I just thought, was that the best place in your hotel room to film this?
Seth Rollins WrestleMania plans
It feels like they're treading water right now in a really concerning way because he spent 2025 as the guy on the Raw brand and now he's not, as of right now, figured into the Mania plans at least as far as we know.
WrestleMania weekend indie events
There was something that got me so hyped for a match WrestleMania weekend and nothing else: the Invisible Man ambushing, blindsiding—literally blindsiding because no one can see him—the Sandman on some talk show with Joey Janela was absolute cinema.
NXT North American Championship
I would be a little bummed out if Miles Bourne lost his title because I like how he's doing right now and I would like to see him continue on the path he's going, but if they do have to pay off this storyline with Gargano, I guess they're going to do it that way.
Kendall Gray push
It's sort of beating a dead horse to say that Kendall Gray is awesome. I mean, I think that she has really impressed everyone since she joined the NXT roster.
NXT booking
I think it's leading to something even bigger and meatier if possible—not meteor, meatier.